And the winner is...

I'll be honest, I'm not sure I'm going to make it long enough to find out. I'm having a hard time justifying sitting through 2 hours (and 7 minutes!!!) of fluff to find out if Adam beats Kris. They're doing this Golden Idol award thing again, which gives them an excuse to bring back Norman Gentle...like we didn't know this would happen. Luckily he has his trusty lame (that's lam-ay, as in a lame shirt with some McCafe coffee) sweat bands underneath his unassuming track suit. Now it only remains to be seen if they're going to bring back Tatiana the Drama Queen Del Toro. If they do...they're dead to me.

I must admit that I do like the part where they let the singers perform with some famous people. I think that's kind of cool...they won me over the year they had Meat Loaf on there.
So this new line of Ikea commercials kind of creeps me out. Maybe I'm missing something. Perhaps I'm supposed to recognize the lady who follows these people around their homes with her creepy stalker voice. I'd be calling the cops.

You know...I've been an Anoop fan since I saw him audition, but Jason Mraz he is not. That facial hair has GOT to go, Noop Dog. Ooh, nice close up of Jason there...he looks like he can't wait to find the nearest escape route. Can't blame him...I hate these staged, lip-synchy ensemble pieces. Oh wait though...it gets better. Kris and...Keith Urban? Seriously? I know Keith Urban has better things to do. Though he does conform to the show's apparent standard of not buttoning one's shirt to the top. He and Simon must share a stylist.

Ugh, they brought Megan back. Noooooooooooooooooooo. They're ruining Fergie! Fergie is bad enough without their help. They also apparently didn't tell Megan that she'd be performing...she's still in her pajamas. With boots. Whatever. To each her own.

Randy however...homeslice is getting some seriously bad fashion advice. What is that bow tie? That striped shirt? Did he stop off a meeting of the GOP before he hit up the red carpet? Not good for me, dog, not good.

I feel the need to leave the room now...Bikini Girl is singing. She totally thinks she's hot, and she sounds awful. And here comes...Mariah Carey? NO!!!! It's Cara! These two clashed in the auditions and I was always of the opinion that Cara felt a little threatened by Miss Thong. Let's face it, if you saw the original audition or the recap they just showed, Cara didn't exactly handle that situation very gracefully. So they bring Bikini Girl on stage for a Golden Idol and give her the microphone--please, don't ever do that again. She seems to have gotten worse. Don't get me wrong...she's hot and all...she just need to not talk. But bringing Cara on was hilarious...you could just see the steam coming out of BG's ears. She all but stomped her foot. This time, Cara definitely got the last word and made BG look like a total amateurish moron. SCORE CARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have hated Cara all season long, but she just totally redeemed herself. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up.

I can't wait to see who they team Adam up with...Allison and Cyndi Lauper (singing my very favorite song ever), Danny and (yawn) Lionel Richie...Danny is apparently auditioning to be the third Blues Brother. Nice tie, bro. All he needs is a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and a pair of sunglasses. Hit it.

My train of thought has totally been derailed by Adam's outfit. I'm not sure I can even think of anything to say about it. And...Kiss. awesome. That's pretty appropriate. He's all about the spandex, makeup, platforms, and tongue protrusion. Like I said before though...this is why I love him--he's such a great performer. He entertains. Kris has a good voice, but he's so boring. I just can't see him as an "Idol." I wouldn't pay 53.95 plus service fee and shipping for a ticket to HIS concert. Adam though...I'd even buy the t-shirt.

Here's what don't get. They get some pretty big names on this show. Keith Urban, Cyndi Lauper, Fergie...and Kiss and Santana aren't exactly unknown names in the music industry. So what gives with the cheesy lip synching and choreography? It's horrible.

Hey look, Rod Stewart is wearing the same jacket he wore at his first concert! Everything old is new again.

I have to be honest...my attention span is near its end. Maybe some...Charlotte will cheer me up! And Charlotte's daddy...if he's not going to read my blog, he doesn't get a say about what's in it! Tee Hee. OK, Adam and Kris are singing the Viagra song together now. I'm done. I did promise that if they brought Tatiana back, I would be very upset. The only thing that would be worse right now is a Burger King commercial. Second runner up is...an Ashton Kutcher Nikon commercial. He's such an idiot. I'm done. Enjoy the moo.